Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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