So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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