too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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