So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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