O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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