why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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