: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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