if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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