The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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