What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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