let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I am naked and annoyed.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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