i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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