as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Randomize
