so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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