Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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