so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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