just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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