I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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