Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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