Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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