I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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