2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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