I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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