We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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