two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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