its not stalking. its research.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Randomize