I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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