i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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