i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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