Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
My dad is sitting where you rode me
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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