If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
That accounts for only three of the penises
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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