I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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