he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I love having hate sex.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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