im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
this boner is exhausting
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm too high and old for this...
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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