i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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