Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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