Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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