I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Every concussion has its silver lining
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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