I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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