do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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