do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
