She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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