i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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