is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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