I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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