Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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