at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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