i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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