I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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