Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
