You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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