Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
We are all done wearing pants today
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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