just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Come see our sink grown plant.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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